github engineer standing in a sea of rubble, formerly san francisco. every major city wiped off the face of the earth.

"we didn't think the 'break prod' achievement would incentivise that kind of action," he mutters.

the dozen or so survivors disperse. one uncovers a crate full of juicero juice packets, with an expiration date of november 2017. it is a joyous occasion for everyone.

many corporations are resorting to pressuring workers to come back into the office. I dont care for it. But I would if I accumulated fictitious points and get streaks which I could trade in for a beer perhaps