apple is doing its best to come across as a bunch of censorious puritans, clutching their pearls at the mere mention of sex

"unspeakable games"

people praise this game but i played it and its stupid. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Adobe's Photoshop and Microsoft's Word

actually we should refer to programs like this exclusively

ironic that only capitalism could bring us such bounty

i can get one of these motherfuckers for the hot hot price of $190 nzd plus shipping and handling of $728 https://www.etsy.com/nz/listing/987525869/custom-funko-pop-karl-marx?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=karl+marx+funko+pop&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1

what a society

tfw

Nowadays I feel like it's safe to assume just about everything is a jojo reference in some fashion

yeah now i feel a little bad

look out brian

löst posts

sucks

i have not met a bad karen. I know of an unsavoury Caren, though

never knew why people insisted on this when "aaron" is right there

In 1905, a settlement across the Baker River came into being due to the building of the Washington Portland Cement Company and was named "Cement City."

cement city sounds like it got turned down as a town name for the isometric fallout games for being too on the nose

I thought it was pretty pappadumb, but when opportunity knocks you gotta open tandoor

You might think so, but i'd be really ir-roti-tated

hollyhoppet disrupting the "words" industry

honestly never knew this rule existed. im not sure i've read the rules at all tbh. im just posting

reading this immediately makes me feel like an old man, but also the hale 18/19 year old in a deep depression that i was when gamergate was a going concern

its pronounced gammergate

henceforth the only acceptable shorthand term for motorcycle is "hog"

thanks usher