only do good pranks, like abolishing capitalism

i cannot be held responsible if you do this

keep your distance. wash your hands. poop at least 7 times a week.

you made me think bob dylan had released something called "hadsadsfhasdkfl" and now i'm disappointed

i support you, as long as you keep shoving it in my face

no way

that's ok, i wasn't planning on leaving the house anyway

i demand the administrators of this website address the pandemic and assure us that posting poses no risk

i've been doing my duty. i've voted over 5,000 times today.

this upsets me

i want a bernie sanders body pillow

Think it would be better if i got a huge popup telling me they respect my privacy on first visit. I do not trust the site operators' commitment to privacy when this message is absent

wanking

I do this as well, but as it turns out, that's cos they built the house with the toilets facing north

can relate to this. sjws on our team ruined our would-be hit, Butthole Stretching Simulator 2017

If you think this is sexy, wait until I use Excel 97 to extrapolate the release date of The Sims 69

Bernie is just Bert and Ernie combined

have you tried job candidate intimidation