emma

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emma wrote

i will no longer participate in mocking the juicero. in pressing every bit of humour out of it, i've become what i swore to destroy: a juicero

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emma wrote

honestly kinda glad they went extinct. seagulls are bad enough, would hate to be harassed by flying t-rexes when i walk to the shop.

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emma wrote

happy that i can access vital services, like motherfuckingwebsite dot com, on my wii

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emma wrote

personally i think this is the strangest graphics card box art. not quite sure what gigabyte was going for here.

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emma wrote

video games need to look like sonic 2

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emma wrote

Postmill already has it. Unfortunately it relies on either local file hosting or an S3 compatible store, the latter of which has performance issues that I just can't find the motivation to fix, and so it's not suitable for a site served from an ephemeral filesystem like this one.

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emma wrote

I do not see slide #11, nor the ten that precede it.

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emma wrote

honestly thought this thread was gonna be about whether it's cool or not to give names like Paul to a bike

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emma wrote

i appreciate these. wish i was as good at generating excitement for the things i've developed.

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emma wrote

i appreciate the website of the supplier that makes the frozen supermarket brand pizzas i buy. the pizza loading indicator, the cheese that gets stretched as you scroll down... all just A+.

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emma wrote

i was joking about joining years from now on, like if i had any interest in the irc bridge i would have already used it, but i guess that came across poorly. sorry.

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emma wrote

that sucks. i was planning to join them a year or two from now.

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emma wrote

:: is the T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM operator, used for accessing static class members. \ is the namespace separator.

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emma wrote

you should look up the php namespace separator one day

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emma wrote (edited )

my arm was a bit sore after due to the weight of the basket, but i didn't fall or otherwise hurt myself. i'm sure that can is going to end up in an "EATING 50 yEAR OLD BEANS" video or something.

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emma wrote

i will eat the glue that binds my collection of mr. men books until you give the plastic potato his penis back 😡😡😡