emma

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emma wrote

only do good pranks, like abolishing capitalism

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emma wrote

keep your distance. wash your hands. poop at least 7 times a week.

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emma wrote

you made me think bob dylan had released something called "hadsadsfhasdkfl" and now i'm disappointed

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emma wrote

i support you, as long as you keep shoving it in my face

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emma wrote

that's ok, i wasn't planning on leaving the house anyway

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emma wrote

i demand the administrators of this website address the pandemic and assure us that posting poses no risk

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emma wrote

i've been doing my duty. i've voted over 5,000 times today.

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emma wrote

i want a bernie sanders body pillow

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emma wrote

Think it would be better if i got a huge popup telling me they respect my privacy on first visit. I do not trust the site operators' commitment to privacy when this message is absent

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emma wrote

I do this as well, but as it turns out, that's cos they built the house with the toilets facing north

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emma wrote

can relate to this. sjws on our team ruined our would-be hit, Butthole Stretching Simulator 2017

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emma wrote

If you think this is sexy, wait until I use Excel 97 to extrapolate the release date of The Sims 69

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emma wrote

Bernie is just Bert and Ernie combined

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emma wrote

have you tried job candidate intimidation