emma

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emma wrote

the existence of functional programming implies the existence of dysfunctional programming

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emma wrote

according to rumour, mario is already in smash bros

m is real 2041

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emma wrote

that sucks. i can't support cisgender animals. sorry, horses.

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emma wrote

so is it possible for a horse to be transgender

well now i need to know the answer to this as well

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emma wrote

Free speech = not arrested for being a Gamer. The cost of free speech is the prevalence of Gamers in society.

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emma wrote

the pogchamp emote doesn't work here. this is proof of liberal bias

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emma wrote

"we're better than this" - people around me when i eat garlic bread dipped in aioli

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emma wrote

honestly kinda glad the update didn't happen (not glad about the circumstances, though), the current version of postmill contains a bunch of embarrassments which i'm hoping to stamp out over the next year

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emma wrote

i recommend not getting more of those

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emma wrote

anyone else reading this in 2021

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emma wrote

oh i think I've seen that. didn't see it in search suggestions, though

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emma wrote

i've gone through like 8 different wikipedia lists of opossums, related species, and names of fictional opossums, and i still don't get the "scremma" thing. i feel like there's a regional barrier here since we don't have opossums in europe, so i'd very much appreciate an explanation

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what else am i going to do during the christmas holiday, spend time with family?

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emma wrote

ok i watched it and i've concluded that it was cheaper to hire one martial arts actor than it was to hire two. likewise, it frees space on the game cartridge to reuse the same sprite for every blue sphere. we can probably establish that the lack of individuality was a budget/resource constraint rather than some kind of metaphor

the difference between jet li and sonic is that sonic turns his facsimiles red, while jet li kills his, which turns them blue. sonic gives life to these soulless spheres, while jet li takes life away.

also i activated my screensaver accidentally while watching and thought it was a special effect in the film

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can't believe you beat me to it. this puts me in the "feels bad zone"

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emma wrote

jstpst was the cool zone before 2020

but in all seriousness, i never heard of any noteworthy "cool zone" until this tweet, which i assume is what popularised the expression