emma

emma wrote at August 5, 2021, 8:02 AM

i will no longer participate in mocking the juicero. in pressing every bit of humour out of it, i've become what i swore to destroy: a juicero

i spent all morning trying to fix a problem caused by my computer thinking my monitor is a tv, and now i'm going to be mad about it for a week

Submitted by emma at July 23, 2021, 7:03 PM in just_post

emma wrote at July 19, 2021, 9:33 AM

honestly kinda glad they went extinct. seagulls are bad enough, would hate to be harassed by flying t-rexes when i walk to the shop.

emma wrote at July 7, 2021, 6:59 PM

happy that i can access vital services, like motherfuckingwebsite dot com, on my wii

emma wrote at June 15, 2021, 3:51 PM

personally i think this is the strangest graphics card box art. not quite sure what gigabyte was going for here.

emma wrote at June 1, 2021, 10:46 AM

video games need to look like sonic 2

emma wrote at May 18, 2021, 5:51 PM

Postmill already has it. Unfortunately it relies on either local file hosting or an S3 compatible store, the latter of which has performance issues that I just can't find the motivation to fix, and so it's not suitable for a site served from an ephemeral filesystem like this one.

emma wrote at April 9, 2021, 3:06 PM

I do not see slide #11, nor the ten that precede it.

emma wrote at April 7, 2021, 2:01 AM

honestly thought this thread was gonna be about whether it's cool or not to give names like Paul to a bike

emma wrote at April 1, 2021, 5:38 PM

you might also like the interview the juicero guy did with vice.

(content warning for silicon valley dipshittery)

made an app to get the juice youtube.com

Submitted by emma at April 1, 2021, 2:31 AM in just_post (edited at April 1, 2021, 2:38 AM)

emma wrote at March 25, 2021, 3:27 PM

boo

posting moon theory

Submitted by emma at March 23, 2021, 9:09 AM in just_post

emma wrote at March 16, 2021, 1:51 PM

i appreciate these. wish i was as good at generating excitement for the things i've developed.

emma wrote at March 11, 2021, 10:03 AM

i appreciate the website of the supplier that makes the frozen supermarket brand pizzas i buy. the pizza loading indicator, the cheese that gets stretched as you scroll down... all just A+.

emma wrote at March 11, 2021, 8:53 AM

i was joking about joining years from now on, like if i had any interest in the irc bridge i would have already used it, but i guess that came across poorly. sorry.

emma wrote at March 10, 2021, 11:23 PM

i lied. irc sucks and im never using it again.

emma wrote at March 10, 2021, 10:36 PM

that sucks. i was planning to join them a year or two from now.

emma wrote at March 9, 2021, 6:20 PM

:: is the T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM operator, used for accessing static class members. \ is the namespace separator.

emma wrote at March 9, 2021, 1:31 PM

the solution here is to meet in the middle and use | as a path separator

or we could use ¥ like they do in japan

emma wrote at March 9, 2021, 1:19 PM

you should look up the php namespace separator one day

emma wrote at March 7, 2021, 10:36 PM

gonku.

emma wrote at March 5, 2021, 11:36 PM (edited at March 5, 2021, 11:36 PM)

my arm was a bit sore after due to the weight of the basket, but i didn't fall or otherwise hurt myself. i'm sure that can is going to end up in an "EATING 50 yEAR OLD BEANS" video or something.

i slid on the wet supermarket floor, and a can of beans fell out of my basket and rolled under the shelf in the taco section while i attempted to chase it down

Submitted by emma at March 5, 2021, 8:40 PM in just_post

emma wrote at March 5, 2021, 12:04 AM

i will eat the glue that binds my collection of mr. men books until you give the plastic potato his penis back 😡😡😡