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neku wrote

how, pray tell, might one have a Luxury Bowel Movement

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twovests wrote

  1. shaving
  2. fiber
  3. bidet
  4. lubrication. (this one i learned by accident but i am miffed nobody else told me about it)
  5. squatty-potty
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neku wrote

lubrication?!

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twovests wrote

a friend of mine got deep into dermatology and said i should treat myself to moisturizing my skin

some brandname cream i forget, plus a mixture of jojoba and coconut oil

but i also found the oil to work well with shaving cream, too. and so, in the course of performing step 1, i had discovered step 5

what came to pass was the best bowel movement of my life