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srsly wrote

Me doing laundry knowing full well I'll have to wash my clothes again in like a week anyway: "This is the best part of my week I wish I could do this instead of my job"


flabberghaster wrote (edited )

<me, eating too many baked jalapeños and getting heartburn> I have become the modern Prometheus, cursed by the gods for my hubris of stealing spicy from the Olympians themselves...


twovests wrote

ayn rand: me too, except atlas, and unironically