flabberghaster

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flabberghaster wrote

It's so funny how most music uses like three instruments. We need wacky new instruments that make new sounds.

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flabberghaster wrote

Could it be "the concept of speed runs"? It's obvious, anyone could come up with the idea of trying to play faster. It doesn't require any research to start doing it (beyond knowing how the game works). And yet, the fun of speed running a game is often completely separate from the game you're speed running.

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flabberghaster wrote

I don't know anything at all about it and I refuse to find out on principle, but when I see an article titled some shit like "johnny depps lawyer hilariously shuts down expert witness" I think this whole thing sucks. A famous actor with a huge PR team that's trying to paint this thing a certain way.

Celebrity media is honestly just the worst.

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flabberghaster wrote

I argue online a lot, and even tho I know it's stupid while I'm doing it, I still find myself doing it.

It's embarrassing! I don't know why I do it! It doesn't make sense!

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flabberghaster wrote

It's recuperation. It will always happen, nothing to be done about it except not lose sight of what really matters.

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flabberghaster wrote

The wringer itself is not too big, it disassembles and you can store it. But you need to have something to mount it to in order to use it and it's pretty big when its in use because it has to sit over a bucket or something

I would say the wringer itself is maybe a foot tall and two/three feet wide? But with the bucket and the handle attached much bigger.

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flabberghaster wrote

A couple years back I bought a wash board and a wringer because my landlord kept raising the price on the washing machines.

I think I used them like 5 times total.

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flabberghaster wrote (edited )

<me, eating too many baked jalapeƱos and getting heartburn> I have become the modern Prometheus, cursed by the gods for my hubris of stealing spicy from the Olympians themselves...

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flabberghaster wrote (edited )

I remember turning on my TV and just letting the white noise wash over me and watching the static. Then they started broadcasting sound and images on the various channels and ruined it.

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flabberghaster wrote

in a WORLD.... Of normal talkers...

<quick double cut one after another of two crooks getting thrown into a wall, with loud whoosh each time>

one man...

<slow overhead drone shot over a beautiful green field on a cloudyy day as a choir vocalizes>

Has the courage...

<slow motion shot of a wine goblet falling onto a marble floor and shattering>

To narrate.

Summer 2023