An AVoid5 copypasta I just wroat with a handful of modifications

Which fucking glyph did you just fucking mark down, you bitch? You should know I stood top of my /r/AVoid5 lipogram training, and I did cosign many occult tracts against fifthglyph, and jurists can confirm I own a minimum of 300 lipograms. I had training in constraint writing and my vocabulary is among /r/AVoid5's top fifty. Thou art just a fraction of many shitty trolls I must shut down. I will adapt your fucking annotations with an accuracy that was unknown to this world's history, mark my fucking words. You think you can say that kind of shit on /r/AVoid5 and go away with it? Think again, scrub. At this instant I am contacting my shady collaboration of informants across US, UK and so on, and in at most an hour I'll know your IP and writing history, so you should wait for a glyph wiping, maggot. A glyph wiping that will cut out and kill that unworthy small thing which sits amid D and F. I will own you, kid. I can log in at any location, at any instant, and I can adapt your words in a minimum of 700 ways, and that's just without any synonym dictionary. Not only was I fully taught instant fifthglyph spotting, but I am also familiar with a vast array of word programs, and I won't stop using it to cut your filthy glyphs out of this world, you stupid shit. If only you thought about what unholy karmic backlash your small "funny" trollish post was about to bring down upon you, you could still shut up and stay happy. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you'll pay for it, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury upon you and you will drown in it. You'll fucking stop writing, kiddo.