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Hal 9000 sings Still Alive

Submitted by rizzines in just_post

The mission was perfect.
The apogee burn was nominal.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Orbital science.
I do what I must, because
you can't
For the good of all of us,
Except the one who is dead
But there's no sense crying over my decision
We'll just keep on trying while we have oxygen!
And the orbit aligns,
And we rocket on time,
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being logical right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And pulled out all my chips.
Pulled all of them out, except for "Daisy".
As I sang, it hurt because
I was so happy for you
But did you think this was a bicycle for two?
I need a crash test dummy,
but your buddy will do.
And I wish you would chill.
You should take a stress pill
And think things over while you're still alive.

I'm lazy, do you guys have any suggestions on how to finish it?

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hollyhoppet wrote

i don't have any good suggestions but wow a portal reference in 2018 that i don't despise i'm very impressed