The refrigerator is such a cool technology

To the inventor of this cool technology:

Thank you for creating this cool invention. It really cools my water and shit. I imagine the cool people who bought your fridges back then felt the same too, amazed by the coolness of your apparatus

If you are chilling in heaven, please consider reincarnating so you can create more cool inventions that makes life cooler

Or maybe not. I heard heaven is pretty chill so I understand if you don't want to go back to being mortal again. Living is pretty uncool I guess

Sincerely,

Nitori Kawashiro
Gensokyo's Coolest Kappa