Overbite

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Overbite wrote (edited )

i don't think he's capable of smiling un-nervously but thank you anyway

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Overbite wrote

you're free not to imagine jeff goldblum if you're inclined to choose a worse existence

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Overbite wrote

nintendo fact:

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg bo ws

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Overbite wrote

are u willing to sell the film rights to this dream

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Overbite wrote

... which means the real crime here is that the steps are not correctly numbered >:C

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Overbite wrote

you missed "throw the key in the well" and "die" (as you'll never know the 5th step until you do)

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Overbite wrote

okapis: the creatures that used to be literal cryptids