Caribou

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Caribou wrote

yeah, you're right. that is very sad... I changed my mind. Computers no longer go to hell.

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Caribou wrote

I'm sorry to say it but... if all dogs go to heaven, all computers go to hell

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Caribou wrote

I miss youtube annotations choose your own adventure games

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Caribou wrote

hmm... yes. I think I got it! I think this must be some sort of code.

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Caribou wrote

What about Luigi? Don't you think it's his time to shine? I say 2021 is the year of Luigi

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Caribou wrote

I think it has something to do with global warming

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Caribou wrote

Pirate theory: Santa is a gamer
"ho ho ho" suspiciously close to "go go go" (something gamers say)
has a crew (elves) large enough to fit an esports team
where does he get the materials to build all those toys? microtransactions
wears a hat
carries a cutlass and a flintlock pistol
has a gamercave in a remote location
big beard

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Caribou wrote

I've only had the juice version. and I like it very much.