there we go

it sounds appropriately fancy like that tbh

would u like a tissue and a hall pass

can u, idk, pass this on or show them ur screen so they can read please

omg that's amazing

u can't chain sleeves to garments

theyre wild and free

after reading through all the regulations im going to have to go with who even knows as well ://///

maybe that's what's living inside my bathroom lamp

disgruntled worker sympathy fistbump

it's bedtime

i lov them

<3

i have a tiny heating thing, so if it gets really bad i can use that. it's mostly my next shower i'm not looking forward to, i'm very glad i forced myself to take one last night when the world still had hot water

is there a comprehensive height chart

ur amazing

ohhh that looks rly cool

congrats <33

the moon rocks

just goat

i love that u make it sound like a pokemon attack

TOASTHASTE learned HEARTBURN!

bless her

there's no escaping the DEATH ORB

oh nooo the poor baby

i kinda want to ask if she tried again after that

thank u, i will

not emotionally

shhh don't think about where the paws have been, just think about how cute they are and how no harm could ever come from them ._.

that's a very good and thoughtful solution

maybe i'll go back to drinking out of a bottle eventually, the mug just makes me feel so... civilised. i might compromise and use a sippy cup