This is a very special day - when you can't trust anything on the internet.

This is a very special day - when you can't trust anything on the internet.

Spoiled by the first sentence. I want to wait until the end to learn who the murderer was!

That magazine spines thing is a masterly level of spite.

This is just very disappointing to learn about.

Commenting to remind myself to update my own theme to make it mobile friendly.

I appreciate the simple way they engineered it to the perfection.

Hello! I am just like Pinocchio. A really genuine boy! Nice to meet you my human.

Hello! I am just like Pinocchio. A really genuine boy! Nice to meet you my human.

assuming postmill can hook to a s3-compatible image host, we could actually start hosting images on bacbklaze which these days is basically free until x number of images used, which means finally getting thumbnails

Wow does this mean I might upload background images to css themes in the future?

Hey, I am Funky Kong. You may remember me from the renowned ASMR parody video.

It's always kind of awkward to be a character in a sexually explicit Nintendo fanfic. Like aren't we ripples from a simpler time when we didn't have to worry about much except for chores, homework and having fun? Yet here we are, being perverts in a hurt/comfort fic.

I am so horny you don't even know it. I have achieved everything in life- bananas, mostly- but there aren't enough female side characters to seduce in either of our fictional universes. Isn't that true? Wario, you've been single for a long time. Is there a Wapeasy or Wadaisy waiting for you somewhere, the romance of a life time? When will you see that the erotic power of money is no match to the gentle caressing of a bitcoin?

Listen. We need to bring excitement to our lives. Let's do tax fraud?

I think I was banned from Twitter for searching too hard. There's a couple of good guys with permaculture and social science effort threads there that I consulted a lot, but needed some search-fu to find. I think I failed the Turing test.