toasthaste

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toasthaste wrote (edited )

I saw a good post a bit ago along the lines of, "with the internet we have to deal with the risk that anything, once posted, might be there forever, but we can never RELY on it." it's kind of the worst of both worlds. no guarantee of ephemerality, no guarantee of permanence, and we have no real control over which one it turns out to be

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toasthaste wrote

I've lived in a few houses where the oven light didn't work :0 I think of it as an exception when they DO work, actually!

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toasthaste wrote

SUPERHOT, Grow Home, and Mark of the Ninja! I'm sorry apparently I never play AAA games ever, or short games either, this is all I got.

THO IF GAMES THAT ARE LIKE METROID ARE ALLOWABLE: HOLLOW KNIGHT PLAY HOLLOW KNIGHT IT'S SO GOOD HOLLOW KNIGHT IS SO GOOD(long tho)

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toasthaste wrote

impossible. it cant be done. how can we possibly introduce a viewer to our fantasy world without also hamfistedly introducing it to a character who's also new to it. no one has ever done this.

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toasthaste wrote

i cannot promise i will still be playing this game a week from now cause battle royales don't have matchmaking and get increasingly hostile to newcomers as time goes on and im bad at the game already but WE SHALL SEE

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toasthaste wrote

what would this look like

maybe like, a game where one person controls the character and another person controls the camera, but they're totally separate (so not like in games usually where the camera is centered on the character).

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toasthaste wrote

if u do decide to play then friend me on origin im toasthaste as i am everywhere

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toasthaste wrote

first person, I don't think it has building mechanics at all, but I'm seeing a focus on mobility so far. you can slide down slopes and climb walls n stuff!

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toasthaste wrote

i clicked the title like 5 times thinking it was a link to an article and boy are my arms tired

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toasthaste wrote

as soon as i saw the description for the show's premise i was 100% on board, what a ridiculous and fun setup

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toasthaste wrote

tbh I feel like there should be a big flowchart that people have to take that will lead them to the review(s) that are relevant to their personal experience, preferences history with the franchise etc etc etc, and thus most likely to tell them if they'll enjoy the game

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toasthaste wrote

had to pause to dote on my real life actual cat, and ran out of momentum to continue, oops!

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toasthaste wrote (edited )

the narcolepsy(?) feels like a weird add-on but sure

the fuck kinda editor just comes to your damn house after you don't answer his calls for a couple hours?? what????

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toasthaste wrote (edited )

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380223942381535235/538349982491869186/unknown.png

Inaccurate cat info in this cat anime. Misleading. 0/10.

(the going theory last time i checked is that cats catch surplus because they communally raise kittens, so they habitually bring the extra back for the mothers and kittens who didn't go out hunting. cats are actually extremely social creatures!)

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toasthaste wrote

oh no wait that was the editor. still. im anxiously waiting for the scene where this dude purchases a litter box.

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toasthaste wrote

thank god for the obnoxious friend who's not gonna just sit by and watch this guy ignorantly take really bad care of his new cat.

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toasthaste wrote

im liveblogging apparently

this guy has GOT to get some actual cat food, you cannot just feed a cat sushi, that's so bad for it

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toasthaste wrote (edited )

2 mins in and im excited for the gimmick to be that the cat is actually the ghost of his dead parents