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The Cyrcle Phone 7 is the new flagship phone from Cyrcle, the company that revolutionized the idea of the non-rectangular phone. Fans are upset after the initial reveal, which involves a "twist" on the Cyrcle phone 5, the original "donut" phone. The Cyrcle Phone 7's twist makes it into a mobius strip design. The major issues are twofold:

only half of the mobius strip is screen, meaning you still have a top and bottom to your screen. You might as well be using a rectangle phone.

the phone still uses an old-style rigid body, meaning that part of the screen is hidden by other parts of the phone. the inaccessible portion of the screen is in the middle, rather than the top or bottom, meaning that the phone was good for 3DS emulation and not much else.

These two major design flaws crippled the Cyrcle Phone 7's launch, and the Cyrcle company did not survive the following year. Older Cyrcle phones in good condition are highly valued among fans, and only motorola has filled the niche market of "ridiculously shaped phones" with their Mootooroola line, which are universally despised for every reason.

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in five years "consumers as a product" is going to be a buzzword.

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no more "Love villainy and Satan"

now it's "One Vest"

good to know good time to change names

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Ooooh! Congrats! Are you teaching English to Adults or to Children?

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I use the "reset this computer" feature if I feel like maybe I've got a virus. It is not necessarily the best plan

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also cheaper than putting a physical reset pin-button on the bulb.

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everybody in the yt comments making fun of the method, I'm over here like, you just put on the video and follow along.

It's ridiculous and hilarious and a little tedious... but also not that bad??

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every time somebody beats their spam control the ledgers jump like ten gb

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Editing on Everipedia is modern and visually appealing. For example, we embrace memes (in a scholarly way, of course), incorporate GIFs within the copy, and display images and videos in a way to make them stand out.

wikipedia is dead

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i read all the spoilers but i still dont know who the gray worm is or why he was in charge briefly

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that is very true, i should know better by now.

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yeah they were the top result for "herbivore sticker" and I was like, "yep that's exactly what I was going for".

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I feel like purchasing a predator branded laptop would put me waaay on this side of the subversion spectrum

that said I could totally get behind using these stickers

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This surprises and saddens me. I'd figured that they were rolling out content at a steady pace, not a breakneck one.

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there is a line of gaming laptops that I might have seriously considered for purchase except it has big red letters across the front "PREDATOR" and I'm like "I don't want people to think I'm a predator, that is not a good look."

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5 + 2600 x 16 + 3000 + 2060 = 46665

That's a really good computer!!

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as far as visiting the chapel is concerned, I think AC might pretty much be the best way to do it right now. imo this is pretty decent in terms of tact.

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I powered through Neir and just dealt with the mad amounts of anime only to find out that I needed to beat it all the way through a second time and then the plot would open up and I was like, "eeeeeeeh"

So yeah I can understand this.