best programming language for pirates is C++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ (seven Cs)

iphones are now portless and buttonless

Oh fuck this is gonna be a whole thing isn't it I can just feel it. And it's not even going to be reserved for reasonable use cases like ultra-rugged watertight phones, it's going to be a standard just because phone manufacturers hate me, specifically.

[that gif of the person doing the funny jump from when they announced peggle 2]

It's good to moderate yourself sometimes, but please do remember that you are funnier and more interesting than you think you are.

thank you for this comment, it + hoppet's got me to actually check one out cause for some reason I figured they were just like patch notes, and I really enjoyed the read!

thank you for this comment, it + srsly's got me to actually check one out cause for some reason I figured they were just like patch notes, and I really enjoyed the read!

no you have to read all of it or you're not a true comrade

not to be stereotypically english but that's a terrible way to make tea

upvotes to charge, posts to cast

and I'm so grateful for that

thanks holly, I clicked and had a moment of "oh no it's april fool's day" but thankfully this is a good webbed site and when people tell you they're gonna teach you to use an abacus, by gum you're gonna learn how to use an abacus

(I watched it all the way through and enjoyed)

100% agreed. Big the cat needs their own game. The fact that a tense boss fight in Sonic Adventure was a fishing minigame still baffles and tickles me to this day.

oh toast :((((((

I am sending you so many positive vibes you can't even comprehend the power of them <3

does this mean... flabberghaster is the posts ghost?!

classic, one of the youtube all time greats

I'm not going to bother saving any daylight this time around, when I need more I'll just commit daylight robbery.

really hate when people go back in time to implement my ideas before I could have them

I spent a ton of time on newgrounds in middle school to the extent that I was practically raised by macromedia flash and I extremely concur, it was such a wonderful era of making stuff to make stuff!

people in elden houses shouldn't throw rings

it's cute because both players play using the same DS, it's just a timing game where you each hold it, one player uses L and one uses R to hit the ball. Surprisingly good fun :D

if you're playing on an actual DS, the ping pong minigame in WarioWare Touched is silly and fun for a bit. Gotta unlock it first though and it's the only multiplayer part of that game iirc.

submit should say post, and create submission should say just post, and subscribe should say i wanna see yur posts i wanna be yur friend

I actually saw a documentary about this and we're actually very attractive to aliens. I think it was called something like mess effect?

so you can paint your toenails