whats our SEO strategy?
Submitted by flabberghaster in meta
How we gonna get more impressions? What is our strategy to drive conversions? How are we gonna drive engagement? our click thru rate is abysmal what are we gonna do about that?
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voxpoplar wrote
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musou wrote (edited )
why use a funnel when you can just have a straw and sip the posts
hollyhoppet wrote
the answer to each of these questions is “nothing”
devtesla wrote
we use the 0 SEO method for zero traffic
flabberghaster wrote
Im gonna make us the number one result for anyone who searches "best veggie dumplings Philadelphia" and no one can stop me
devtesla wrote
I can stop you however I won't
emma wrote (edited )
i walk into google hq with a spray bottle and spray water in their faces until they give us a better ranking
devtesla wrote
hahahaha lmao
neku wrote
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