don't have time or patience to workshop an all your base/amazon being taken over by jstpst crossover so I'm just gonna throw some ideas at the wall and see what sticks:

• instead of CATS, it's DOGS
• "How are you Jeff Bezos" scans pretty well in place of "how are you gentlemen"
• someone set up us the wow(?)

Please use the above components and contribute your own to construct your own amusing post in your mind.