another post about whether master chief's suit jerks him off
Submitted by hollyhoppet in just_post
look... just because none of the official material says the suit jacks him off, doesn't mean the suit doesn't jack him off
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voxpoplar wrote
actually I jack mister chief off
cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote
it does but it works very badly and the cleanup vacuum is painful.
twovests wrote
spartans mostly have a repressed sex drive actually
there is no autojacker for there is no need for an autojacker
neku wrote
frankly if the suit doesnt jack him off then its a failure of the halo writing staff