types of males

Submitted by twovests in just_post

  • alpha male: adam, the first man
  • beta male: adam 2, the better ('betta') man
  • betta male: little fish glug glug hehe
  • gamma male: plays a lot of factorio
  • delta male: he is going through changes
  • epsilon male: lord farquad

i got tired of writing the post can someone else finish it for me thanks

my favorite male is betta male, we should have a betta fish emoji


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Dogmantra wrote

Oh oh I've got one:

ta male: a traditional Mesoamerican dish, made of masa or dough (starchy, and usually corn-based), which is steamed in a corn leaf or banana leaf.[1] The wrapping can either be discarded prior to eating or used as a plate. Tamales can be filled with meats, cheeses, fruits, vegetables, chilies or any preparation according to taste, and both the filling and the cooking liquid may be seasoned.


hollyhoppet wrote

  • omega male: the last male. there will only be one of these
  • phi male: body proportions perfectly match the golden ratio
  • kappa male: bald. loves cucumbers. often very smug

musou wrote

chain male: forward to 10 friends or be forever male


flabberghaster wrote

mu male: he's literally so tiny

Theta male: exactly like omicron male, bit has a belt

Omicron male: the same as theta male, but doesn't wear a belt.