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toasthaste wrote

bagel with avocado

my 40-50 year old boss recently excitedly told me about how she's discovered avocado toast and I was so happy and also had to work so hard to not bust out laughing


Moonside wrote

Honestly I need to get myself an avocado and pea sprouts as a garnish, toast one bread square to a perfect level of doneness, one not too black nor too bland, spread the fruit with a golden knife and serve it all on a bed of flowers. Ah, a breakfast!


srsly wrote

my roommate took me out to a mexian place it was r r good


emma wrote

anyone else reading this in 2021


musou wrote

turkey sandwich but i'm out of pickles


matt wrote

i am exactly as funny and interesting as i think