he sits next to me and talks extremely loudly and all the time, basically you can't have a conversation with anyone without him also joining that conversation

but ive accepted never getting another word in for the rest of my professional life there, ive accepted the occasional ringing in my ears

im trying to accept the sounds of him poking around in his mouth with a toothpick when he's not talking

the toothpick he keeps behind his ear when it's not in use

the toothpicks everywhere

but

HE DOES NOT COVER HIS STUPID FACE WHEN HE SNEEZES

AND NOW HE HAS A COLD

AND HE JUST SNEEZED ON MY HAND

MY HAND WAS FAR ENOUGH TO JUST CATCH SOME AIR BUT IT WAS AIR FULL OF GERMS

IM GONNA DIE