Where can I find some dark nets?

Submitted by emma at May 25, 2019, 11:22 PM in DarknetMarkets

Everywhere I look, I find nets in bright blue, green, red, yellow, white... when all I want are some really god damn dark, black nets! None of that pasty, beige rainbow shit. I want my nets to suck up light like there's no tomorrow. I want my net to be so dark that every creature I catch in it thinks the sun has left orbit.

Please help.

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devtesla wrote at May 25, 2019, 11:50 PM

yo check out these darknets

emma wrote at May 25, 2019, 11:58 PM

woah, i thought this was a christian website

flabberghaster wrote at May 26, 2019, 12:10 AM

God will make you fishnets of men, fishnets of men, fishnets of men.

neku wrote at May 25, 2019, 11:59 PM

you want dark nets? you cant find that shit just anywhere. i got a hookup though, my buddy jerry. wait, are you a cop

voxpoplar wrote at May 26, 2019, 11:41 AM

Fishing with nets that are designed to be hard to see in the water can actually be illegal I think.

emma wrote at May 26, 2019, 11:48 AM

does it count as fishing if your prey is billionaires going for a swim?

voxpoplar wrote at May 26, 2019, 5:08 PM

Sadly I think that falls under the category known as murder and/or kidnapping.

flabberghaster wrote at May 26, 2019, 6:00 PM

Just goes to show who really writes the laws tbh

twovests wrote at May 26, 2019, 1:18 PM

https://pjreddie.com/darknet/