two big yaoi bara swordsmen are in a battle with one another. their heads are like tiny lighthouses, poking above the seas of their hulking trapezius muscles. it is a fight to the death, but neither side's sword has penetrated deep enough to sever any of their bulging rippling muscles, let alone reach deep enough to deliver a fatal blow

"woah im tired" said yaoi bara swordsman number 1. "let's have a snack and stop fighting"

"ok m e too. do you want an fruit" said yaoi bara swordsman number 2. "i have a lot of fruites in my lunch box."

"yeah sure" responded yaoi bara swordsman number 1. "by the way, i think my name 'yaoi bara swordsman number 1' is too dehumanizing. could you call me Kevin"

"sure thing" said yaoi bara swordsman number 2. "in that case, can i have your name? i want to be yaoi bara swordsman number 1."

"sure," said Kevin to yaoi bara swordsman number 1. "do you want a tomato"

"i thought you said fruit"

"yeah . a tomato is a fruit"

"woah buddy. it might be a fruit in the botanical sense, as it is is the Fruit of a Flower, but vegetable is ac ulinary term and this is a vegetable."

"nonsense. tomatos are sweet and juicy. look" he said, taking a bite into the delicious fruit

kevin took advantage of the situation to pierce yaoi bara swordsman number 1's heart.

"w... why..." said yaoi bara swordsman number 1.

"because i am the true yaoi bara swordsman number 1."

neither of them could hear the tiny, tinny screaming from the tomato. it is neither a fruit nor a vegetable. in yaoi bara swordsman world, fruits are alive

the tomato is meat