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game theory: santa is a pirate

Submitted by hollyhoppet in game_theories

  • "ho ho ho" suspiciously close to "yo ho ho"
  • has a crew (elves) large enough to sail a ship
  • where does he get the materials to build all those toys? plunder
  • wears a hat
  • carries a cutlass and a flintlock pistol
  • has a hideout in a remote location
  • big beard

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Caribou wrote

Pirate theory: Santa is a gamer
"ho ho ho" suspiciously close to "go go go" (something gamers say)
has a crew (elves) large enough to fit an esports team
where does he get the materials to build all those toys? microtransactions
wears a hat
carries a cutlass and a flintlock pistol
has a gamercave in a remote location
big beard